Opening Credits:
Sanssounci - Rufus Wainwright.

Fuckin' A 8D!

Waking Up:
Cease to Exist - Charles Manson

GFDFFDHGFHDFGH ;_____;!?

First Day At School:
4 3 2 1 - the Adicts

Kinda epic... right?

Going On a Field Trip:
Poptones - PiL

HGGTHFH DDD:!? THAT'S NOT GOOD, TYVM.

Making Your New Best Friend:
Popcorn - the Adicts.

Yes. I'm epic.

Sleepover:
Chinese Takeaway - The Adicts

I have too many Adicts songs D:

Falling In Love:
Too Young - The Adicts

LOLHOLYSHITI'MGOD.
SRSLYWTFI'MMAGIC.

Being Bullied:
Happy Ending - MIKA

... D:

First Date:
Hard Times - PiL

LOL.

Breaking Up:
America The Beautiful - Frank Sinatra.

A)IT WAS ON A FRANK CD STFU.
B)... wtf D

Prom:
Don't Be Like That - Helen Kane

... IMMA GET RAPED DDD8!?

Feeling Guilty About Stuff:
Erase - MIKA

LOLIRONY.

Going on Vacation:
Good Things - PiL

WIN.

Graduation:
No Birds - PiL

....................... wut?

Having a Birthday:
Ego - Charles Manson

i dun wanna die ;____;

Visiting Grandma:
Shapes of things - David Bowie

LOLWUT?

Triumphant After a Contest:
Castle Down - Emilie Autumn

I apparently lost D:

Life's Okay:
Rockers in Rags - The Adicts

APPARENTLY NOT D8

Death of a Close Friend:
Lou Reed Pt. 2 - PiL

Mental Breakdown:
Come Blow Your Horn - Frnk Sinatra

... D:!?

Wishing on a Star:
Tommy Gun - The Clash

Driving:
I TAUT I TAW A PUDDY TAT - Helen Kane

I'm going to Hell.

Your Parents get Divorced:
Sheer Enjoyment - The Adicts

GOD DAMN YOU ADICTS.

Flashback:
Ain't Saturday Fun - The Adicts

My computer sucks at shuffling D:

Getting Back Together:
Same old Story - PiL

... LOL.

Wedding Scene:
The Order of Death - PiL

Buying a House:
Strangers in The Night - Frnka Sinatra

... DDDDDD8!? IMMA BE ROBBED!?

Birth of Child:
Between My Legs - Rufus Wainwright

LOL OH GOD. I SWEAR... LOL.

Car Accident:
Shiney Shiney - The Adicts

Final Battle:
I'd Go Barefoot All Winter Long - Helen Kane

.........................

Death Scene:
See Emily Play - David Bowie

I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE TO A GLAM ROCK SONG.

Funeral Song:
In The Background - The Adicts

... DDD8!?

End Credits:
Lucky - Jason Mraz




So.
We start in a gay bar, which I apparently live in, I wake up to a hippie cult guy standing over me (?!). But it's all cool.

I go to a very competitive school, where, during a feild trip I get kidnapped and beaten up really badly to the sound of pop music.
But it's all good, so I go to the movies, where I make a friend (8D!).

We have a slumber party, which of course means ordering Chinese, and at some point during this movie I fall in love but we're too young.

At school, I get bullied, but it ends well and then I go on a date which causes hard times and so we break up on the fourth of July.

Somehow I find someone to take me to prom but they rape me (DDDDD8), and I feel guilty about something (getting raped?!).

My family and I go on vacation and everything is all better, I guess.

I graduate school, but have no birds.

The hippie cult leader from the beginning shows up again at my birthday and tries to guilt me into letting him into the house saying something about my ego.

So then we go to my Grandma's and something shape-related happens.

Back at school or sometihng I win a contest, but I didn't really win or something, but it's all okay because I meet some rockers in rags.

A friend of mine dies, but, I'm kind of glad because the were very mean to me, apparently.

I have a mental breakdown after someone plays a horn and I end up wishing on a star and get Tommy Gun, who teaches me how to drive.

While driving I see a cat and I guess I run over it (DD.

My parents get divorced, but I think Tommy Gun is there to comfort me, which makes it sheer enjoyment.

I have a flashback, presumedly about hitting that cat on Saturday, but it doesn't affect me much.

My ex-boyfrind and I get back together, but apparently it doesn't work out.

I get married to, Tommy Gun. I swear.

We buy a house together, but it gets robbed by strangers in the night, but it's all cool because then I have a gay kid.

On the way from the hospital we get in a car accident, because Tommy was looking at something shiney on the street.

But it's all cool, dun worry.

Tommy gets drunk and we et into a huge fight, obviously in the winter without shoes on.

And then I die to a glam rock, and, at my funeral I'm just in the background, probably because my gay child has come out of the closet.

Then, in a sick twist of irony Lucky plays through the credits.



DO THIS NOW.